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Bitmaster hyper-god Tettix (formerly Cicada, AKA Judson Cowan) is currently rockin' my iPhone, it's the perfect music for sitting on the bus and staring out into space. You may be familiar with this chiptune artist already, as his track "Earth's Assault on the Central AI" is currently being used as the Weekly Geek Theme song. I've found in my nerdy search of nostalgic beats that the quality of chiptune artists varies as much as the quality of old school NES games, they are all fun in their own right, but only a few are true classics. Tettix has skills. Mad skills.
He's even created tracks for Nike, Diesel and Cartoon Network. But with his albums Technology Crisis I and II he has painted a landscape for a non-existent game from the 80's. His albums take on their own narrative depending on your interpretation, much like an artist like Sigur Ros, Mogwai or Explosions in the Sky. He perfectly encapsulates what made NES music classic: catchy melodies, cohesive flow and a striking sense of mood. The best part? He has offered all his tracks online, gratis. There's even a sweet album of Metroid covers.
I'd love to commission him to do a real theme song some day. And hey! Check this out, he's also a great graphic designer. High fives all around.

In the aftermath of E3 2008, Chris, Qais and Jinny discuss what ensued during the Nintendo and Sony conferences, and other great games announced at the now stripped down show. They raise questions such as: is Nintendo in the business of making money or making video games? And: what is the plural of "red headed stepchild"? Whether or not you want to have this information in your head is immaterial! It is here. Would you like to hear about our frothing demand for Mirror's Edge and EA's offerings? You can experience this.
Hit the ol jump for show notes.
Image from Mirror's Edge - EA
continue reading "Podcast for 7.21.08 | Look Into The Mirror"

Here's the conclusion to our last Retro Podcast, cut short before you could hear Chris tell The Geek what happened with his teacher. Riveting, I know. We're off this week, but we hope you enjoy the second hour of classic geek from April 14th, 2004 which includes such timely topics as Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, baseball players who are also gamers, local Ellensburg, WA radio commercials, the weather and even some music which we hope will satisfy your geek needs this week. Cheers!

This week, resident geeks Chris, Jinny, Qais and Ross manage to go a full thirty minutes without saying the word "ass monster", proving that geeks really are the bastions of intelligence and maturity they claim to be. Of course this is in reference to the Spore Creature Creator being released this week, allowing anyone to create any malformed genital-monster their heart desires. The geeks talk about M. Night Shyamalan's new movie The Happening and how it's might be intelligent design propaganda, the new Ghostbusters video game and how it might not suck, how Google might be making us stupid, why the $100 laptop project might just be stupid (according to some people), hard-hitting food issues such as a discussion as to why Ted Allen's new food show is going to be awesome and a dip into the mailbag. That's right, YOUR barely legible letters read on air! Show notes after the jumpitty jump.
Remember, kids! This podcast is not really work safe! Only listen with headphones or around questionable company!
continue reading "Podcast for 06.16.08 | Questionable Maturity"

Join Weekly Geek editors Ross, Jinny, Qais and Chris this week as they discuss the new iPhone, how Apple may (or may not!) destroy the Nintendo DS, Republicans playing World of Warcraft, in-game ads, how the Atari movie could be an epic of our times, and the art of Adolf Hitler. The only other place you could get such a crazy mix of topics is if you were to be harassed by a meth-addled hobo! Don't let the hobo get you! Download the podcast post-haste!
Note: Due to unfortunate technical disturbances in the force, Ross' audio is at whisper-level. Instead of just scrapping this perfectly decent podcast, I opted to release it anyway for posterity. I apologize in advance for any burst eardrums caused by audio schizophrenia.

We're digging into The Weekly Geek archives this week and presenting you with an authentic Geek experience all the way from 2004! The past! It's like you're a time traveler or something. This week, join The Geek and Frodo back on KCWU FM for the 7AM hour of April 26th. Enjoy some music, hear some old news and listen as someone wins a game that is surely in the bargain bin at a Gamestop by now. We return next week with your regularly scheduled jerkfaces. Enjoy!

This week, Qais, Chris and Ross the Transparent Underground Gnoll meet at the Fortress of Geekitude to discuss the state of video game trade shows, Konami's new Rock Revolution and what a new drum peripheral could mean for crowded living rooms everywhere, making worthwhile games for children, the Great Slipper Collapse of 1985 (includes bonus Fraggle Rock discussion) and then the boys dip into the mailbag. Which isn't a euphemism.
continue reading "Podcast for 05-19-08 | The Great Slipper Collapse of 1985"

It's ladies night on The Weekly Geek, as Colette and Jinny join the very manly Chris and the always testosterone-heavy Mack in what is possibly the ladiest podcast ever. Is Guitar Hero IV going to rock Rock Band? Is Lost Winds Colette's favorite game evar? (Protip: it is!) Other topics include mini map dependence, Emerald City Comic Con, Crisis Core, and more great TV. Enjoy the brisk flavor of this special podcast... ladies.
This week isn't ALL about Grand Theft Auto IV, though it's hard to talk about anything else this week as its been ruling most gamers' lives. In a good way. Chris and Qais discuss the greater value of Grand Theft Auto as a piece of high art, completely without sarcasm! No, seriously! Why don't you believe me?! We then move on to Guitar Hero's brand being diluted, and Qais talks about insomnia and what kind of snacks he likes when he's pulling an all-nighter.
Download the podcast below, and subscribe to the feed! Show notes after the jump.
continue reading "Podcast for 05-05-08 | Press the Carjack Button"
It's Grand Theft Auto week and Chris, Qais and Ross express various levels of excitement at the prospect of hijacking cars and shooting hookers. Love it or hate it, the internet is atwitter with GTA coverage and we shamelessly feed into it in this week's podcast. But this week isn't just about GTA, no! Also discussed is the prospect of awesome crashes with motorcycles in Burnout, whether or not the Guinness Book of Records Gamer Edition is worthwhile, how movie directors can use misdirection to their advantage, and Qais reveals he has a horrifying disability: Stupid fingers.
Subscribe to the feed here to get updated on new podcasts as they are posted! Show notes after the jump.

This week Chris is joined by Mack and Ross to talk about those playground perpetuated secret levels we all remember from childhood, the Iron Man/Hulk movie crossover, the Mortal Kombat vs. DC crossover, and our frothing demand for GTAIV. These and other geeky discussions can be yours this week, for the low, low price of zero dollars! Will these geeks ever get over the childhood trauma of finding out there's no cow level? Find out by downloading this podcast!
Subscribe to our feed to get these updates automatically! Show notes after the jump.
continue reading "Podcast for 04-21-08 | The Mythological Secret Level"

Who knew what kind of effect Animal Crossing could have on a man? In this week's podcast, Qais recounts his harrowing tale of Tom Nook-related horror, joined by Chris and Ross who laugh in delight at his misery. Nintendo's E3 debut of a new DS is discussed, as well as Bad Company's weapon conspiracy, indie games relying on old school art, video game retail stores that look like Borg ship interiors (and how awesome that would be), and Motley Crue is made fun of for being old. Your questions are also answered within as the mailbag is opened and not mocked in the slightest.
Download the podcast here and subscribe to the feed! Show notes after the jump.
continue reading "Podcast for 04-14-08 | Animal Crossing Flashbacks"

We here at The Weekly Geek loathe gimmicks. That's why we aren't trying to draw you in by posting some wacky April Fool's Day version of the podcast. Because we love you. This week Chris, Qais, Colette and Mack scrape the bottom of the barrel of geek news this week to discuss the Portal song in Rock Band, Bawls' G33K B33R, Grand Theft Auto IV, and Microsoft's lawyers being very un-lawyery. We wrap it up with a cool, crisp and refreshing discussion about gimmicky control schemes.
Download the podcast here, and subscribe to the feed! Show notes after the jump.
By downloading this podcast, you accept the risk of brain cancer. April Fool's!

Excitement! Intrigue! Feats of amazement, designed to astound! These are things not normally found in a podcast, but no! The Weekly Geek presents you with all that and more. This week, Chris and Mack announce the T-shirt contest winners, how Rock Band on the Wii may or may not be awesome (you be the judge! A new interactive feature!), the cramp-inducing Guitar Hero DS peripheral is revealed, and they talk a bit about SNL after the writer's strike. You know what else is awesome? The rest of the podcast, that's what. This includes a discussion of affairs medical, affairs scientific, affairs cryptozoological and affairs regarding magic powder.
Download the podcast here and subscribe to the feed! Show notes after the jump.

This week, Mack, Chris, Colette and Qais react with indignant disgust at the recent Mass Effect "controversy", talk about Goldeneye for the Xbox Live Arcade being canned, Yoda and Darth Vader in Soul Calibur and then discuss why we game. Apple's new Macbook Air is drooled over, and Chris is on cold meds the entire show, which makes for entertaining rambling. Be sure to stay tuned for the end of the show, where Mack makes a very special announcement (he's pregnant, and Qais is the father. Spoiler alert!)
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One day Google Image Search will stop giving me quality podcast images. That will be a sad day indeed. Don't be fooled by the random image generated by typing "Beef Comparisons" into Google, this is The Weekly Geek! This week, Qais, Chris and Mack sit down to have a lovely and civil discussion about the Consumer Electronics Show, the Ultimate Xbox 360, digital downloads and new media, the controversy surrounding controversy and, as always, beer pong. Download the podcast here or subscribe to our feed and get it automatically every week! Show notes and contest info after the jump.

This week, Qais, Chris and Mack start out the new year by discussing what we are anticipating in 2008. From rumors to hopes and dreams just waiting to be crushed. We open up the mailbag and talk about holiday familial technophobia, and cuss a bit. You know how we do. Download the show here or subscribe to the feed! Note: a version of the podcast was released earlier today that was borked. Please to be downloading the new version if you downloaded said borked version.

It all comes down to this. The Big One. The one you have all been waiting for. It's The Weekly Geek's big Top 5 Games of 2007 podcast featuring (almost) the full staff, including Chris, Grant, Amy, Qais, Mack and Mike. Each person brought their own list of their five favorite titles of this year, and while there was some overlap, each list personifies who we are as gamers. Want to know what games we think are the best of the best in 2007?

On this week's Weekly Geek podcast, Grant, Colette, Qais and Chris discuss whether or not Rock Band and Guitar Hero III are actually in competition with each other, gush about Mario Galaxy, lament the lameness of licensed games, discuss the intricacies of installing a George Foreman grill on your Wii, talk about how the Dragonball movie may not actually suck, how Cloverfield may actually suck, and Chris professes his undying love for Zooey Deschanel (Zooey, if you are reading this, call me).
Download the podcast here or subscribe to the feed! The feed is what you need. As always, use the jump for show notez.
continue reading "Podcast for 11-19-07 | Rock Band vs. Guitar Hero"

Chris has the flu, Colette ate Qais in a fit of rage, Amy is off on a coke binge and Grant killed a hobo so no new Weekly Geek this week. Instead we present to you a classic episode from our archives, from back in the old radio days! We present to you the show for November 19th, 2003 in which we give away a copy of the very first Call of Duty game! MARVEL as we review Tony Hawk Underground and Final Fantasy XI. Journey with us back to simpler times, back to our very first Video Armageddon game tournament, even. There's mention of radio station call letters, music intros, commercials and old news! Wow! There's even an interview with comic strip superstar James Kochalka! AMAZING. Download it here or subscribe to the feed to get updates automatically. Enjoy, and we will be back next week to talk about stuff!

On this week's podcast, Chris, Grant and Qais are joined by the ever awesome and well-spoken N'Gai Croal from Newsweek's Level Up (remix style wiki wiki scrrrch). N'Gai brought a level of intelligent discourse never before heard on The Weekly Geek, discussing issues ranging from the infantilization of games, to the portrayal of games in the media, to pronouncing fighting games dead and talking about games fulfilling their potentials. Inspiring! Download the podcast here, and then subscribe on iTunes. Hit the jump for show notes.
continue reading "Podcast for 10-22-07 | Fulfill Your Potential"
Each week we compile a list of articles to discuss on Monday's podcast, which you can view on our del.icio.us list. Here is a sneak peek at what we are going to be discussing next week!

Chris, Grant, Qais and an entirely corporeal Colette rock your world on this week's Weekly Geek podcast. Of course there's more Halo jibber jabber, a sprinkling of Orange Box excitement, a dash of advergames, games marketed to women, big bands becoming indie, music piracy ranting, and Phantom Hourglass gushing rounds out the set. Download the podcast here, now! Or subscribe. Or both! Hit the jump for show notes.
continue reading "Podcast for 10-08-07 | The One Where They Talk About Stuff"
This past week's show was filled with bile and anger, generally directed towards the human race. What kind of happy things are we going to try to talk about on next Monday in order to cool down our hot heads?
Have a question you'd like answered on the air during next week's show? Post it in the comments or send it to mailbag@weeklygeekshow.com.
What are the geeks going to be talking about on next Monday's podcast, you ask? Here are a couple choice items from our del.icio.us list!
No one likes to feed our mailbag. Does it smell? Is it socially awkward? Is our mailbag the internet equivalent of that guy who butts in on your conversations and just doesn't go away? Don't despair, you can always submit questions to us here! We record The Weekly Geek podcast every week on Monday evenings, and we'd love to answer some of your questions. Interested in our opinions on Halo? Want to know the square root of something? Post a question for the geeks in the comments and we will choose the best ones to talk about on the air.
Tonight's podcast will feature Chris, Grant, Qais and Colette. Adjust your comments accordingly!
What is going to be discussed on Monday's podcast, you ask? Well look no further! We compile links during the week to pass on to you, the intrepid Weekly Geek listener. Here are a few items that caught our fancy:

This week on The Weekly Geek podcast, Chris and Colette hold up the fort to announce the podcastiversary contest winner, discuss the Haloes (hey, it IS being released soon), the glory that is Eternal Sonata, a childhood obsession with LEGO, and a nostalgic throwback to the ol Winamp days. Download it now, fools! Hit the jump for show notes. Also, yes, you have to listen to the podcast to find out the winner of our contest sheesh.

That's right, you only have until 7pm PST, Monday September 17th to enter our ginormous Giant Bag O' PAX Swag™, compiled from the Penny Arcade Expo 2007. All you have to do is answer more trivia about The Weekly Geek than anyone else! The winner will be announced on Monday's podcast. We've had a bunch of entries but no one has gotten all the questions yet? Will someone prove they are the biggest Weekly Geek fan in the world and subsequently creep us all out?
Hit the jump for the questions, and email your answers to contest@weeklygeekshow.com.
What's gonna be on the podcast this week, you may often wonder? Here are some articles covering this last week in geek that we will be discussing come Monday's podcast:

There's only a week left in the Podcastiversary contest, where you can have a chance at winning a Giant Bag O' PAX Swag™, compiled from the Penny Arcade Expo 2007. Oh man, this is a lot of stuff. We have a number of t-shirts, unopened Magic card packs, buttons, stickers, posters and more and all you have to do to win it is answer more questions correctly than anyone. The subject? Weekly Geek trivia.
Hit the jump for the questions, and email your answers to contest@weeklygeekshow.com. It's just that easy. Contest ends September 16th.

It's our two year podcast anniversary! On September 5th 2005 we started publishing the radio show on the web, and we have some treats for you. Chris and Grant are here to bring you a fantastic contest, a rant about Time Magazine's Lev Grossman's ignorance, a discussion about King of Kong, tips on how to make your own loofa (!) and Metroid Prime 3 impressions. Download it now or subscribe in your favorite podcast software. Or both!
PAX came and went, and The Weekly Geek was there to give you all the juicy bits of con coverage you can handle. In this wrap-up show, Chris, Grant, Colette and Amy talk about all the fun times had, all the Weekly Geek fans who showed up and said hi (thanks!) and Rock Band. Tons of Rock Band. At the end of this week's podcast you even get a bonus interview with Wil Wheaton! Fancy! Subscribe now!
Update: I realize there are audio issues with the end of the podcast. I am fixing and they should be taken care of by this evening. --Chris

Chris and Caspian are back to bring you the best music this summer. This is roll-your-windows-down and sing along music, Weekly Geek style. In this quarterly music podcast, we hope to turn you on to some of our picks for the best stuff currently being released, and show you some of the other artists we are currently obsessed with. If you like our regular video game and geek-themed podcast, you'll love the music podcast. Honest! Hit the jump for full show notes and links to purchase the tracks featured in the show. Have any comments or questions? Send them to mailbag@weeklygeekshow.com.
Oh man. I love our community. Weekly Geek listener Quizro posted this extremely excellent short version of last week's podcast, cut down to only the angry parts.

That's right, Geekateers, I have joined the ranks of the illustrious PODTOID, the Destructoid.com video game podcast. The transition has been in the works for a bit as they needed some help offloading their production time, and in return for helping them record and produce and post their podcast, I get to be a regular guest. How will this affect The Weekly Geek? Not a lot. Podtoid tends to discuss subjects relative to the Dtoid community, covering the top stories on the site for the week, and surprisingly there is little overlap between the podcasts. So don't despair!
Download the newest Podtoid, Podtoid 20-ish: The Repoddening from the Podtoid site now! It turned out pretty well, if I do say so myself.
Today Ian Lurie of Conversation Marketing posted his very first podcast (aww), which just so happens to be an interview with me about The Weekly Geek, how we got started and what our blogging process is. There are some good tips in there for people who are interested in starting their own blog, and if you haven't checked out Ian's site yet and you are at all interested in internet marketing, you're missing out.
The sound on the podcast is a bit quiet, but that's my fault. Just crank it, man! CRANK UP THE ROCK (marketing talk).
In the interest of full disclosure - I work for Ian's company as my day job
This week Chris Furniss and The Geek announce the addition of the ever-awesome Colette Bennett to the show! In this episode they discuss podcast changes (better sound quality! New shiny equipment!), blatant company plugs (like this one), Pokeymans (let me show you them), the glorious fun you'll have with Catan (and a contest to win it!) and more. Subscribe now or download the mp3!
Full show notes after the jump.

This past Saturday, I was so very graciously invited to be a guest on the Dai-Cast podcast inter-ma-web-o-tron show at tiltyhouse.com
The hosts of Dai-Cast, Ian Horner, Jason Hill, Eryn Dearden, and Brendan "Beej" Dery strap on the ol' headsets and launch into Skype for a podcast that covers what's going on in Japan and current Japanese culture.
Now, most geeks in general tend to be utterly fascinated by the magical land of Nihon because two extremely popular geek pastimes, video games and anime, come mostly from there. But did you know there's actually more to Japan than dating sims, Pocky, and Super Sentai shows? (I said SENTAI, that's an S there, get your mind out of the gutter.) Yeah, it turns out that it's actually a whole country to itself with it's own people and customs and stuff.
Come along with me on this magical journey into Parts Unknown.
Wait, I think I can be an even more typical ethnocentric American jerk for you. I have to represent my country dutifully, right?
Ok, here goes.
Haha, those sumo guys wear diapers.
Oh man, I'd so be going to hell if there actually was such a place.
Anyway, check out the show over at the Tiltyhouse and learn a thing or two. I know I did.
On this week's podcast, The Geek and Chris "Frodo" Furniss are joined by Colette Bennett from DESTRUCTOID as they discuss games being blamed for violence, Extreme Home Makeover, Mortal Kombat going serious, the long dialog of Okami and Super Paper Mario, and Harry Potter. Also included is a discussion about whether or not you should die in a well-designed game. SUPER BONUS ROUND: voicemail! Download the podcast here or subscribe. You know you want to.

Caspian and Frodo present to you the best music of 2007 so far with a very special music podcast! They cover the biggest indie albums so far this year - Modest Mouse's We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, Arcade Fire's Neon Bible, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah's Some Loud Thunder
and The Shins' Wincing the Night Away. They also discuss the Deerhoof Milkman Ballet, The Knife, John Vanderslice and a super excellent compilation of 8-Bit covers of Kraftwerk music called 8 Bit Operators. Also stay tuned for their 2007 music preview, as they talk about Bjork's new album, a possible new Portishead album, the Sasquatch festival and a brand new Elliott Smith double-disk.
Also mentioned is how Rolling Stone is stupid and you should listen to us for music reviews. If you like our video game podcast, you'll love the music podcast. Download it now or subscribe to the podcast on iTunes!
Our BFFs over at GayGamer have posted their very first podcast
They talk about Games Radar, He Who Shall Not Be Named and Take Two and God of War II. They also mention the winner of their big DS Lite and Final Fantasy VI giveaway. It's a great way to spend 20 minutes. Check it out!
Going a bit off the beaten path this week, The Geek and Frodo discuss other facets of the geek sphere, including how to make the perfect grilled cheese, the majesty that is Google's cafeteria, secret fast food menu items, consolidating those pesky club cards and pizza vending machines. Ok, so we talk about video games, too.
continue reading "Podcast for 03-05-2007 | Eat Food Every Day"
This week I was on DESTRUCTOID's PODTOID again! They SAY the quality sucked, but I think it's pretty passable. Tune in to hear the origins of my lame nickname and to hear some cusses.
Hey all you geek-kateers, the show for this week is going to be slightly delayed due to some special stuff going down. I don't wanna completely spill the beans, but I can let you know that we are going to be recording the show at the special subterranean complex headquarters of a giant international entertainment conglomeration. And joining us will be the mastermind behind the inner business workings to answer our most probing questions and to talk in general with us about the Gamut of Geekery™.
Stay khooned.
I mean tuned. Stay tuned.
Crap.
The Weekly Geek is back in full force, with Frodo and The Geek bringing you a follow up to this week's top 5 list. Also discussed is Ghostbusters news, lawsuits and the horror that is Rachael Ray's new olive oil line. They also touch on the hot topic of this week, the Mooninites debacle. Frodo suggests that the police go fuck themselves, and sodomy is mentioned a number of times. Hotel Dusk, Gears of War, DDR... yes video games are talked about as well. Subscribed to the podcast yet? No? Well, now's your chance! Here are some show notes.
This week I was a guest on the esteemed podcast PODTOID, with the excellent cock-loving and poo-announcing editors of DESTRUCTOID. Poo humor aside, I had a great time. Mosey on over to the house where robots live and give it a good download. It will make your Friday bearable.