How Did I Get Here?
Every week when I compile this list of actual search terms people have used to get to this site a little bit of blood starts dripping out of my ears. It's not much, but cumulatively I think I have probably lost about 3 liters of blood from my brain in the time since I started this feature. It's a real problem. This week I'm focusing on some of the... more strange terms. Because of the... strangeness, I'm skipping the requisite Google Image Search link.
- hobo show.com
- snake hibernaculum
- awkward boners
- tasty earwax confections
- precious moments clip art
- real turds in a toilet
- please rub my man parts ryan g biv
- how moms can fix ps2
- why won't chris furniss return my phone calls?
- can i get an std from a potato?
- self actualization through coffee enemas
- alton brown gets a brazilian
No Billy, I don't think you can get an STD from a potato. But be sure to wear a condom just to be safe. Join us next week when I *collapses into a massive seizure*





What say you?!