Ends Tonight! PAX Swag Giveaway - Weekly Geek Poetry Slam
Did you plan on attending PAX this year, only to find that your plane had been hijacked by rabid monkey-men hell bent on ruining your vacation? Did your Oscar Meyer Weinermobile break down halfway through Utah? Perhaps you'd like some PAX swag to heal those wounds. We collected a lot of detritus at the ol' Penny Arcade Expo this year and you can have it for the low low price of no dollars and zero cents!
The prize pack is insane this year. We've got!
- One (1) Fallout 3 poster
- One (one) Fallout 3 Vault Boy hand puppet with matching Fallout paraphernalia
- One (two. I mean one.) Fallout survival guide
- A set of 3 Dead Space posters
- One Mirror's Edge poster
- One Left 4 Dead poster
- Comics! Mirror's Edge preview comic, Mushroom Men and Legendary
- One PAX 2008 Guide
- One Dragon Age tattoo sleeve
- Matching set of Starcraft II and World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King pins
- One (super classy!) slap bracelet
- Two Privateer Press pirate bandannas, one in pink and one in swarthy black
- One Magic: The Gathering mousepad
- Random things such as flyers and ads and stickers from the show
All you gotta do is write an original poem about The Weekly Geek. It could be a haiku, sonnet, couplet what have you. Whatever method you feel best to convey your love/hatred of The Weekly Geek. Post your poem in the comments of this article and on Monday, September 29th at 7pm pst (that's today!) we'll select the best, and that person will win this fabulous prize pack. We'll even read the top contenders on the podcast. Go forth you beautiful balladeers. You kings of quatrain. You heroes of haiku.
This contest is open to everyone, no matter where you live. Except if you live in Antarctica. We are racist against Antarcticans.
