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Game Diary: MY EYES OH GOD

geo2wars.jpgBack in the saddle again. A slew of summer downloadable titles have caught my attention, and the consoles have been switched back on in favor of...

Geometry Wars 2: The original Geometry Wars was one of the most compelling reasons to buy an Xbox 360, and the sequel (just unleashed upon the world this week) has proven itself somehow MORE ADDICTIVE than the first. I'm getting flashbacks of my obsession with the first game, there's something about Geometry Wars that perfectly realizes what makes games great. First off, it mimics arcade games to a tee. When was the last time that a high score was relevant in a game to you? With GW2 it raises the bar by focusing heavily on the leaderboards. Just like walking into your favorite arcade and seeing that someone named "KKK" or "ASS" beat your top score on the Ms. Pac Man cabinet, GW2 keeps that frothing style of competition flowing. The high score of the person on your friends list immediately above you will always be displayed in the top right corner like a carrot on a stick, giving you immediate goals to strive for. You can even see the top leaderboards at a glance while you are selecting what mode you'd like to play. I will defeat you, Nick Chester. Yes, one day you will fall from your ivory tower and I will claim the top spot on my friends leaderboards!

My only criticism happens to be a major one. While the updated graphics look incredible, they somehow managed to load MORE particle effects onto the screen, making it even more impossible to tell what the hell is going on. On top of that, Bizarre Creations decided to add a ridiculous amount of bloom, so I am obsessively trying to clean my glasses while I am in the middle of a match. Literally, it was so blurry it was giving me a headache. Can I please have a way to turn off that shitty bloom? Please? I want to play your game but it makes me physically ill! This has not happened before! Argh!

PixelJunk: Monsters and Eden. It makes sense to me that Q Games (not to be confused with the equally great Q Entertainment or the marginally okay Q Fulton) is comprised of people from the SNES era, President Dylan Cuthbert was responsible for most of the original Star Fox's look and feel. The PixelJunk series feels like if people were still developing for the SNES, this is what they would come up with. The same style and atmosphere, only with updated HD graphics. I am perpetually perplexed as to why we moved into this shitty polygonal confusing headspace with gaming and didn't follow the path of beautifully drawn 2D graphics. PixelJunk delivers with easy to pick up, hard to master game play and that warm fuzzy feeling that the SNES gave so long ago. Looking forward to more time with these nuggets of joy.

I'm also considering picking up Soul Calibur IV for the weekend. Anything new on your plate?

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Victor says:

posted August 1, 2008 10:03 AM

I used to play the original to The Mars Volta. Deloused album... it really got me in the groove.

gangles.myopenid.comAuthor Profile Page says:

posted August 1, 2008 10:36 AM

I got the same leaderboard motivation from Call of Duty 4, I kept striving to beat my friends' kill/death ratio.

Geometry Wars 2 has streamlined a lot of things that really bugged me about the original. No more stupid black holes, for instance!

Lior says:

posted August 1, 2008 10:45 AM

Yesss. Pick up Soul Calibur IV. I must destroy you with Talim and Yoshimitsu!

I'm not a huge arcade fan, but some of these games might be a purchase for me. I'm thinking of buying Portal: Still Alive. That's the only game I want from the Orange Box.

ChrisAuthor Profile Page says:

posted August 1, 2008 11:56 AM

oh there's black holes. They are crazier than ever.

gangles.myopenid.comAuthor Profile Page says:

posted August 1, 2008 12:55 PM

Dammit, I thought I was rid of those foul shapes for good. I haven't had time to explore the modes other than "Deadline" so far.

ChrisAuthor Profile Page says:

posted August 1, 2008 1:07 PM

pacifism is my favorite so far. sequence seems really neat too

BFeldAuthor Profile Page says:

posted August 1, 2008 2:33 PM

More Rock Band. I finally 100%'d a drum song on expert.

ChrisAuthor Profile Page says:

posted August 1, 2008 2:55 PM

nice! Which one?

BFeldAuthor Profile Page says:

posted August 1, 2008 6:35 PM

I Think I'm Paranoid. It's actually easier for me than the one that uses only the blue and red pads.

iNerd says:

posted August 2, 2008 7:44 AM

I'm finding sequence to be like taking a repeated kick in the balls, dispite the fact that all the levels repeat themselves perfectly. I also polished my glasses to an obsessive sheen to make sure I wasn't missing anything but its still like being subjected to one of thsoe japanese seizure cartoons at times.

Giania says:

posted August 4, 2008 7:41 AM

I picked up the demo of PixelJunk Eden for the PS3 last night. Easy to pick up and hard to master is right. I had no idea what I was doing! It was easy enough to figure out how to jump and swing and all that, but the one portion that I didn't get a tutorial blurb on was "this is what you're supposed to be doing".

Consequently I just hopped around, popping bubble things and trying to master swinging. Then some timer thing went off and I got a game over.

Very puzzling, buuuut maybe that's the idea?

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