Rejected Grand Theft Auto IV Achievements
There's been a dearth of articles on the interwebs recently about the suspected leaked Grand Theft Auto IV achievements, and while they *seem* valid, we here at The Weekly Geek have received a list of rejected GTAIV achievements which you may be interested in checking out.
20g - Patience
Avoided the long pre-order lines and purchased the game later like a sane person.
10g - Salvation
Accepted Jesus (our Lord and Savior) into your heart.
60g - Can I get a receipt for that?
Had sex with 50 prostitutes, paid and left (without shooting her in the head afterwards).
15g - Nice guy
Was pleasant to play with during multiplayer and didn't cuss once.
50g - Boy Scout
Helped an old lady cross the street (without shooting her in the head afterwards).
10g - They All Float Down Here
Find a child character in a world where there aren't any, and feed it to a clown in the sewer.
10g - Milk and Cookies
"Service" an elderly woman in her home after watching an Antiques Roadshow marathon.
10g - Join Us
Bit a child and threw him in the basement.
15g - Cringing Caucasian Urbanite
Go buy an iPod and keep it from being stolen for 20 minutes.
0g - Doesn't Even Own an Xbox
Gone outside to play instead of wasting your life on meaningless Microsoft mental incentive programs.
10000000g - Better Taste
Played Bully instead.
What say you?!