Geek Chic: Tetrice makes your pad that much cooler
We at The Weekly Geek know that not all of us fulfill the stereotype of slovenly, unkempt wretch, and for those we have a new feature: Geek Chic, bringing you the finest in geeky home furnishings. To those fulfilling the stereotype; pay attention, you might just learn something.
Say the word LAN party to someone uninitiated in the ways of our strange congregations and you'll likely hear derisive humor about dimly lit basements, tangible smells, and nests of Redbull cans in which exhausted marathoners collapse to slumber. While this is the case in some instances it need not be so and certainly isn't the case all the time. Geek gatherings can be classy affairs, complete with pinky-out sipping of beverages as you blast the everliving crap out of your friends. As the resident chic geek, I am here to assist in these endeavors.
What better addition to your tinkling glasses of Redbull infused concoctions than a handful of Tetrice? Not only is this better than a handful of dirty ice from the back of a freezer bucket, but it enables you to express your dominance over your peers before you even touch a keyboard or controller. With your Tetrice filled drinks you send a subtle message of superiority to your pals, and with each sip their fear and admiration will grow.
Sure, Tetrice won't assist in your performance, but after the day is done and you've kicked all those camping assholes out of your apartment you can take solace in the knowledge that yours is the mostly finely adorned geek den.
[Via NOTCOT]
