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    Update: Screw Shrek Caption Contest - Win 2 XBLA Games

    posted by Chris on December 4, 2007 12:09 PM in Games

    We've got 5 codes for both Screwjumper and Shrek n' Roll for the Xbox Live Arcade, and I am just itching to give them away. I doubt there is any sort of salve in existence that I can use, so the best way I can come up with to sate my scratchy needs is to hold a contest. (I apologize for any disturbing imagery that might have caused. Please direct all complaints to Qais.) The perfect title for this contest? Screw Shrek. That's right, I came up with that all by myself.

    The rules are simple. All you have to do is comment on this post with a funny caption to this image (why not use this opportunity to register for an account?). The top 5 funniest captions will receive codes for both games.

    Shrek contest screenshot

    Contest ends Dec. 7. Go on, be funny and win some free stuff!

    UPDATE: comment registration works now! Comment away!

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    comments (9) | permalink

    Zac says:

    posted November 30, 2007 2:49 PM

    We're setting sail in an attempt to find Mike Myers' dignity!

    dr deciduous says:

    posted December 2, 2007 5:32 AM

    http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/AINTNOBODYTOU128410753182783750.jpg

    ^
    yup my comment be in style

    Mike says:

    posted December 2, 2007 7:56 AM

    If you call me Chris Farley one more time, I'll shove this so far up your sexyback you'll be crying a river for weeks!

    BFeldAuthor Profile Page says:

    posted December 2, 2007 8:38 AM

    "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

    Chadd De Las Casas says:

    posted December 4, 2007 10:54 AM

    "It is called a poop deck. That is why I pooped there."

    Bryan Scheidler says:

    posted December 4, 2007 11:03 AM

    "Stop me if you've heard this one:

    What did the pirate say about the steering wheel attached to his crotch?

    It's driving me nuts!

    Get it, Get it!"

    BFeldAuthor Profile Page says:

    posted December 4, 2007 2:33 PM

    "Just because it's a Shrek movie doesn't necessarily mean that this scene will be filled with a poor Pirates of the Carribean parody and some fart jokes.


    Just joking. It totally will."

    Lorenzo says:

    posted December 5, 2007 6:25 AM

    Zac has won, hands down. But seeing how you're unloading 5 codes, I'll toss the proverbial hat into the mix.

    "Don't tell Fiona, but this deck is covered with sea men."

    Brian says:

    posted December 6, 2007 8:39 AM

    *sigh* "Look, I already told you I was drink last night. I had absolutely NO control over my actions..."

    What say you?!

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