Terrible Christmas Cartoon Advent Calender #1: YULETIDES AND RED TIDES
Not many people remember the Free Willy cartoon. Not many people remember being circumsized, either, but it's just as painful. We kick off the Terrible Christmas Cartoon Advent Calendar with a tale of a disturbed boy, a whale, underwater space pirates, a loose seal named "Lucille", thinly veiled homosexuality and a terrible theme song. Best part of the deal? Socially relevant climate change issues!!
On the plus side, the secret weakness of middle age hippies is revealed.
There are no snowmen in Puget Sound this year, however:
"We're desperately low on snow this year, so I made one out of PINECONES."
What say you?!