World's Worst Contest Winner
No, the winner isn't the worst in the world, just the contest.
That's right, I've finally picked a winner in the contest for something broken!
My broken USB Nintendo WiFi Dongle will go to international geek-kateer, Max "Milhouse" Wagner. Max lives all the way across the pond in the tiny little country of Luxembourg. I decided to pick Max because this seems to be the only possible way that he'll get to play with his DS online. He doesn't have a wireless LAN, there are no WiFi hotspots in the country, and both Nintendo and eBay will not ship to him. He may very well be the only person in the whole country who even owns a DS. And so here comes The Weekly Geek to save the day!
Now I just hope he doesn't have any problems with fixing it, making this whole thing meaningless.
Congratulations, Max!
And thanks to all who participated. Sorry, but you just couldn't beat this awesomely sad story.
