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    Grant

    Hi-Res images of the new Transformers, plus a little bitching from The Geek

    posted by Grant on May 10, 2007 9:30 PM in Rant

    Love it or hate it, the new Transformers movie is coming. I have mixed feelings about this movie and am trying to keep an open mind, but it's so friggin' hard lately to not be pessimistic.

    symbol.PNGLook, I am willing to let some things slide that I know a lot of you die-hard Transfans are pitching a hissy fit over. First of all, it's Michael Bay. Yeah, The Island was a stinker and The Rock wasn't fantastic, but they had some pretty good actiony blow-em-ups. Michael Bay can do actiony blow-em-ups and let's face it: Transformers needs good actiony blow-em-ups. It's not like it's supposed to be incredibly deep. TF is here to appeal to boys and sell toys. If you think otherwise, you're kidding yourself.

    Second, they're saying it focuses a bit more on the humans than some people would care for. I can understand the worry, but if the movie was nothing than larger-than-life robots fighting all the time, it'd be more hokey than we already know it's going to be. Plus, it's got MF'n Shia LaBeouf, the absolute best child actor that has come out of anything having anything remotely to do with show business. I'll admit it, I'm a total fanboy for Shia. But damned if he doesn't deserve it. Go watch Holes or The Greatest Game Ever Played and tell me the kid isn't a phenomenal actor for his age. Those movies would probably be typical family-friendly pap if not for Shia. Instead, they are a crapton of fun to watch. But I digress.

    Next, people are pissing and moaning about how the Robots In Disguise themselves don't look exactly like the original cartoon. For the love of Pete and Pete, nothing is going to please you people. Bumblebee isn't a VW bug? Not that big a deal. Optimus isn't a flat front cab? Where do you even see those any more? The flames are pushing it, but I can begrudgingly let that go too.

    But that's where I draw the line. Have you seen the full-on character models for the robot modes? Sweet jeebus, they're ugly as hell. I get that they're not going to be exactly the same as the toon. Fine. I get it. But do they have to look so goddamned ugly? Giant transforming robots should look cool, not like something a Megazord ate, digested, and crapped out. Seriously, look at this:

    newoptimus.png

    I understand that they're trying to go for the "no change in mass" thing, but why even bother making a robot that changes from a truck if it doesn't even have the slightest hint that it used to be a truck? What's with all the unnecessarily intricate tiny pointy bits?

    Go to this page and check them all out. Why is Bumblebee pitching a tent with his license plate? Look at Ironhide, the 4th one down. I bet you can't tell what he's supposed to be transformed from. You can see part of the GMC logo on him, so he's probably an SUV, but he could be a truck or a minivan. And look at that tangled mess of metal rods and sticks three below Ironhide. What the hell? That doens't even look like a damn robot. It looks like a bunch of paperclips bent out of shape. Is that what it's supposed to be? A paperclip Transformer?

    I won't lie. I will go see this movie and try to be excited for it. I'm sure I'll enjoy the robot battles, but those goddamned ugly designs are gonna bug me the whole time.

    BAH.

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    Darren G says:

    posted May 11, 2007 9:02 PM

    I actually am going to have to agree. A live action transformers movie is way overdue. It seems as though we've managed to "transform" other cartoon based series into live performance hollywood epics...so why not one of the greatest shows ever made. Lets face it my generation ( I'm 26) had the best of the best when it came to cartoons. What we unfortunately don't see is a true to character display of the original. What we get is an overemphasized revamped conglomeration of Mettalic crap piled together and well the end result is....CRAP!!! I will also go see this movie just because the concept of the movie seems well... appealing. This movie may be a hit with the new generation of today'generation, but may in fact be dissapointing to those of us that remember the autobots and decepticons the way they were when we were kids.

    Rick says:

    posted May 19, 2007 4:35 PM

    I DISAGREE WITH BOTH OF U!!!LOOK AT THE X-MEN COMICS AND LOOK AT THE X-MEN MOVIES,WHEN THE FIRST X-MEN MOVIE WAS RELEASED ALOT OF PEOPLE WE'RE DISAPPOINTED AT HOW THE X-MEN LOOK.IF U REALLY THINK ABOUT IF THE X-MEN WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE X-MEN FROM THE COMICS IT WOULD LOOK STUPID!!!IF WOLVERINE HAD A MASK AND WEARED THE BLUE AND YELLOW SUIT HE WOULD LOOK WEIRD AND STUPID THE FILM WOULD LOOK TOO MUCH OF A COMIC BOOK.WHEN I CHECKED OUT THE TRANSFORMERS PICTURES FROM THE MOVIE AND I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LIKE U GUYS THOUGHT,BUT I STARTED SAYING WELL HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS CHANGES EVERYTHINGS FROM THE COMICS AND CARTOONS.IF THE TRANSFORMERS WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE TRANSFORMERS FROM THE CARTOON AND THE COMICS IT WOULD OF LOOK STUPID TOO.ACTUALLY THESE ROBOTS LOOK COOL TOO,G.I.JOE MOVIE IS IN THE WORKS SO EXPECT THE SAME THING FOR THAT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rick says:

    posted May 19, 2007 4:36 PM

    I DISAGREE WITH BOTH OF U!!!LOOK AT THE X-MEN COMICS AND LOOK AT THE X-MEN MOVIES,WHEN THE FIRST X-MEN MOVIE WAS RELEASED ALOT OF PEOPLE WE'RE DISAPPOINTED AT HOW THE X-MEN LOOK.IF U REALLY THINK ABOUT IF THE X-MEN WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE X-MEN FROM THE COMICS IT WOULD LOOK STUPID!!!IF WOLVERINE HAD A MASK AND WEARED THE BLUE AND YELLOW SUIT HE WOULD LOOK WEIRD AND STUPID THE FILM WOULD LOOK TOO MUCH OF A COMIC BOOK.WHEN I CHECKED OUT THE TRANSFORMERS PICTURES FROM THE MOVIE AND I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LIKE U GUYS THOUGHT,BUT I STARTED SAYING WELL HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS CHANGES EVERYTHINGS FROM THE COMICS AND CARTOONS.IF THE TRANSFORMERS WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE TRANSFORMERS FROM THE CARTOON AND THE COMICS IT WOULD OF LOOK STUPID TOO.ACTUALLY THESE ROBOTS LOOK COOL TOO,G.I.JOE MOVIE IS IN THE WORKS SO EXPECT THE SAME THING FOR THAT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rick says:

    posted May 19, 2007 4:36 PM

    I DISAGREE WITH BOTH OF U!!!LOOK AT THE X-MEN COMICS AND LOOK AT THE X-MEN MOVIES,WHEN THE FIRST X-MEN MOVIE WAS RELEASED ALOT OF PEOPLE WE'RE DISAPPOINTED AT HOW THE X-MEN LOOK.IF U REALLY THINK ABOUT IF THE X-MEN WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE X-MEN FROM THE COMICS IT WOULD LOOK STUPID!!!IF WOLVERINE HAD A MASK AND WEARED THE BLUE AND YELLOW SUIT HE WOULD LOOK WEIRD AND STUPID THE FILM WOULD LOOK TOO MUCH OF A COMIC BOOK.WHEN I CHECKED OUT THE TRANSFORMERS PICTURES FROM THE MOVIE AND I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LIKE U GUYS THOUGHT,BUT I STARTED SAYING WELL HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS CHANGES EVERYTHINGS FROM THE COMICS AND CARTOONS.IF THE TRANSFORMERS WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE TRANSFORMERS FROM THE CARTOON AND THE COMICS IT WOULD OF LOOK STUPID TOO.ACTUALLY THESE ROBOTS LOOK COOL TOO,G.I.JOE MOVIE IS IN THE WORKS SO EXPECT THE SAME THING FOR THAT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rick says:

    posted May 19, 2007 4:36 PM

    I DISAGREE WITH BOTH OF U!!!LOOK AT THE X-MEN COMICS AND LOOK AT THE X-MEN MOVIES,WHEN THE FIRST X-MEN MOVIE WAS RELEASED ALOT OF PEOPLE WE'RE DISAPPOINTED AT HOW THE X-MEN LOOK.IF U REALLY THINK ABOUT IF THE X-MEN WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE X-MEN FROM THE COMICS IT WOULD LOOK STUPID!!!IF WOLVERINE HAD A MASK AND WEARED THE BLUE AND YELLOW SUIT HE WOULD LOOK WEIRD AND STUPID THE FILM WOULD LOOK TOO MUCH OF A COMIC BOOK.WHEN I CHECKED OUT THE TRANSFORMERS PICTURES FROM THE MOVIE AND I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LIKE U GUYS THOUGHT,BUT I STARTED SAYING WELL HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS CHANGES EVERYTHINGS FROM THE COMICS AND CARTOONS.IF THE TRANSFORMERS WOULD OF LOOK LIKE THE TRANSFORMERS FROM THE CARTOON AND THE COMICS IT WOULD OF LOOK STUPID TOO.ACTUALLY THESE ROBOTS LOOK COOL TOO,G.I.JOE MOVIE IS IN THE WORKS SO EXPECT THE SAME THING FOR THAT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Chris Furniss says:

    posted May 19, 2007 11:08 PM

    Dear Rick,

    You are no longer allowed on the internet.


    Love, Chris.

    Sarah says:

    posted June 1, 2007 7:40 AM

    great interview with Michael Bay on The Transformers at

    http://men.style.com/details/features/landing?id=content_5669

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