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    Top Five List: Top Five Games That Could Use Makeovers

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    Super Mario All Stars. A great title for the SNES that took the original 4 Mario games and added enhanced graphics and better music, all while keeping the essentials that made these games classic. It was a makeover, one that Tyra Banks is still trying to emulate to this day. We've seen some great ones over the years, most recently with titles like Mega Man Powered Up, taking Mega Man 1 and turning it into a 3d hydrocephalitic chibi funtime romp. Without changing the basics of what makes these games great, makeovers rekindle what we loved about them in the first place. Here is a list of games we think could really use the All-Star treatment.

    Frodo:

    5: Mega Man 2 - Arguably the best game of the series, Mega Man 2 really needs the Powered Up treatment. Enhanced music, a level editor, expanded gameplay... I am drooling just thinking about it. Just put it on something a bit more accessable than the PSP, mmkay?

    4: Maniac Mansion - I am aware that this LucasArts masterpiece has been re-done by people on the interwebs already, but I would love to see an enhanced version for a major console. A Wii version with beautiful hand-drawn characters and voice acting would basically make me weep with joy.

    3: Secret of Mana - This game is already pretty gorgeous, one of the most visually and audably stunning titles on the SNES, but imagine it on a current system with Squeenix's Mana lineup. Lush environments, fully orchestrated soundtrack, cutscenes and online co-op would make this classic even classic-er. Classic-er?

    2: Starcraft - Even by today's standards, Starcraft is a good looking PC real time strategy game. Imagine it using Blizzard's Warcraft III engine and you have a title that would make them tons of cash for many more years to come. Heck, the country of Korea alone would make this venture cost-effective.

    1: The Legend of Zelda - We've seen the NES Zelda ported to the Gamecube on a collector's disk, to the GBA with the collector's series and now to the Virtual Console on the Wii, but it has always been untouched. I would love to see a Mario All-Stars treatment for Zelda. Imagine Zelda 1 and 2 with Link to the Past or Minish Cap quality graphics and remixed music. I'd wet myself, die, and then wet my corpse. We got a remake of the first Metroid a couple of years ago, why not your biggest cash cow, Nintendo? I'd drop a cool 1000 Wii points on that title in a heartbeat.


    The Geek:

    5: Uniracers - Take this awesomely fun SNES classic, crank up the visuals to 11, and give it some great Wii controls and you'll have a hit.

    4: The THQ/AKI WWF/WCW games from the N64 - I still consider these games to be the pinnacle of 'rasslin games, at least from a gameplay standpoint. The controls were so easy to pick up and the animation of the wrestlers was so smooth. I would love to see something pretty much exactly like these games, except with a graphical and audio overhaul, making sure they leave the good animation intact.

    3: Toe Jam and Earl - I love this Genesis classic. A great way to while away an afternoon. I would love to see it with some much more sharp and detailed graphics. Though I can't decide if I'd want it to be really, really detailed sprites or full on cel-shaded 3D. Either would work. Oh, and while we're at it, let's hire George Clinton and his crew to funk up the soundtrack something fierce.

    2: Starfox 64 - One of my very favoritest games, Starfox got absolutely no respect on the GameCube with the horrible Starfox Assault game. The arwing levels were perfect, but everything else sucked hardcore. Give me Starfox 64 with really, really shiny new graphics and I will be in hog heaven.

    1: Final Fantasy VII - Rumored, speculated, rumored some more, an updated FF7 has been the holy grail for Final Fantasy fanboys. Advent Children gave us a taste of what it could be like. FF7 was amazing when it came out, but even just compared to the next in the series, the visuals are just embarassing any more. Giant cubes for hands? Come on! And imagine, if you will, that entire soundtrack performed by a full, real live orchestra. Beauty.


    Honorable Mention: Goldeneye - I really considered putting this on the list, but it's pretty much already been made thanks to the amazing Source engine and the rabid modding community out there.

    What do you think would be a good game to give a makeover to? Post your suggestions in the comments!

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    Crim says:

    posted February 2, 2007 6:41 AM

    I really want a makeover of River City Ransom with really detailed sprites. RVR was, and still is, one of the best beat em' ups of all time and definitely deserves a little prettying up. Though now that I think about it more, part of the charm of the game came from the graphics. But it would still be nice to see what RCR would look like updated.

    Morden Night says:

    posted February 4, 2007 10:13 AM

    The original Sonic the Hedgehog games should totally be redone alla-New Super Mario Bros style. Throw a compilation of Sonic 1 through 3 and sonic and knuckles with full 3D side scroller action and I'd totally his that for 40-50 bucks. Even if it's on the Virtual console, I'd gladly pay more than the standard thousand points.

    Another few games I'd like to see are Resident Evil 2 and 3 on the DS, the first resident Evil for the DS was amazing, The added quick knife and quick turn along with the added quick load for the weapons that were brought in from RE 3 and 4 were AWESOME and it made the game so much more fun. I think RE 2 and 3 should definitely get the same treatment, Deadly Silence was a treat for RE fans like me.

    Another couple games I'd like to see would be the original X-Men games from the Sega Genesis redone, with added levels and characters, more bosses, and the same 3D remastering that New Super Mario Bros got while staying a classic side scroller. Those games still kick ass and they would be perfect for the DS, or remastered for the Virtual console.

    Dynamite Heady. This game... just needs a sequel. A lot of people don't know about it, but it was an awesomely original game and despite the fact that it was hard as shit and I've NEVER been able to beat it, it was fun as hell.

    OH and Vector man. Those games kicked ASS but there were never any sequels done with it. Vector man. Yeah.

    and one of my favourites, possibly my all time favourite game for the SNES, NINJA WARRIORS definitely needs to be brought to the virtual console. That game was awesome. nuff said, I mean, cyborg ninjas? How could you lose.

    EVO. This game EVO was like, the inspiration of spore I think, because it had the same evolution idea only they started you off as a fish. and you eat other fish and sea creatures to gain evolution points and then you can upgrade different aspects of your fish for speed, mobility, power, it was for the SNES and it was crazy! Addictive as hell. I think it would be great if this game was added and expanded. Start off earlier in the evolutionary chain like spore, and go later too.

    Another game that was for both Genesis AND SNES was Rock and Roll Racing. This game was like crack to me when I was little, and I normally hated racing games. but this one was in the future, you had guns, and super boosts, and oil slicks and cal trops, and mines, and rockets, it was like racing with the flippin batmobile, plus, the one reson this game destroyed all other racing games... rock and roll, they had some kick ass rock music on that game, my favourite of course was 2 Paranoid by BLACK SABBATH! This game needs no graphical update, just more levels... lots more. This was quite possible the shortest game ever created because I could beat it in like a hakf hour, so more levels, and now that we've got better sound available to us in game systems, why not pump out the original music as it was originally performed by it's creators? Now THAT would e a kick ASS VC title. Hell I'd buy it again if they re-released it as a full Wii title at 50 bucks. Extra content in R&R Racing? I'm SO THERE!

    Pelican says:

    posted February 4, 2007 5:43 PM

    whoa whoa whoa... what kind of list could this be if chrono trigger isn't on it? Clearly it needs to be, since so many people want to see it remade that there have been two fan-run projects to see it done (both of which were shut down by Square-Enix). Feel free to replace any one of those choices with Chrono Trigger.

    Agent43 says:

    posted February 4, 2007 6:17 PM

    An updated remake of Pong would rock. Can you imagine textured polygons in this game? Awesome!

    The Geek says:

    posted February 5, 2007 10:04 AM

    I specifically left Chrono Trigger off the list on purpose. Yes, it's a fantastic game, but I don't want it touched. I love it the way it is and would be wary of an update.

    It's like colorizing classic black and white movies, some things should just be left the way they are.

    Or more a apt comparison would be like song covers. Some songs are great to cover and benefit from a modern take, like Reel Big Fish's version of Take On Me, or the 27 billion covers of Louie Louie. But then you have stuff like Queen which should never, EEEEEVER try to be re-done by another band.

    Oh, and by the way, they actually already have an updated Pong. Came out for the PlayStation a few years back.

    saar says:

    posted February 6, 2007 6:38 AM

    have to agree with the Geek: FF VII. it is without doubt going to happen (at least once)

    Gnostic says:

    posted February 21, 2007 9:46 AM

    There already IS a mod remake of starcraft in the warcraft 3 engine.

    Frodo says:

    posted February 21, 2007 10:50 AM

    @Gnostic

    That there is. But we are talking about official remakes, not janky fan-made poop!

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