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    Nostalgia Pandering

    new_super_mario_bros_20051104.jpgI don't know how I feel about the New Super Mario Bros. I picked it up the other day, very excited about this release, it is the first new Mario platformer (where it is just Mario + Luigi) in about 15 years. There was an interview with the director in Nintendo Power last month which was less than encouraging, he didn't seem to know his own characters (saying that the Koopa Kids were in the game when in actuality it's just baby bowser) and stating odd reasons for artistic decisions (the 3d polygon graphics were used because it was "easier").

    After seeing more gameplay video on the official website I was convinced that the game would be worthwhile, and I got very excited about playing a great Mario platformer again. But now I'm not so sure.

    Granted, it is a fun game. It's challenging and fun in true Mario style, but there is something off about it. It seems to pander too much to our nostalgia without offering anything new, fresh or engaging. One of the things that made the Mario series so special in the past was the exploration and the feeling of being rewarded for diligent secret block searching. There are secrets in NSMB, there are new power-ups and items, but something just seems off. The pandering gets to me. The sound effects are mostly original sounds from the NES days and the music is remixed old tunes with weird sound effects layered over. Would someone picking this game up who had never played the old NES games be put off by the retro sound effects? Would they wonder why the game has such poor audio on purpose? Hearing the original coin up sound is neat the first time, but after the 5000th time it gets a bit annoying. The music leaves much to be desired, as well. There seems to be one overworld and one underworld song and they just loop over and over again. What happened to the great atmospheric tunes of different worlds in the Mario universe? If I go to a desert level, I want a song to help me get into the spirit of things, I don't want the same song to follow me from the snow level, or from the grass level.

    The graphics irk me more than anything else. The polyons are just plain lazy, why couldn't the game just have beautifully drawn sprites? Super Paper Mario, coming soon for the Gamecube, takes the lazy route by using pre-existing Paper Mario sprites but looks gorgeous. The polygonal effects just look horrible scaled on the small screen and make the hit detection awkward and frustrating.

    The play controls feel odd as well. One of the huge things about Mario games is that the play control is always tight, smooth, and very well done. There is something loose about this game... I don't remember if this was the case in older Mario games, but if you get Mario running one direction, he just keeps running with a bit of momentum, you can literally let go of the control pad and just jump if you are fast enough. This leads to sliding around and inaccurate jumps - death for platform games.

    There are many fun bits to the game. It is challenging, like I said, and holds some unlockables and surprises. Something about it is just strikingly unremarkable to me. It feels like it is fun, and I will enjoy playing through it, but once I complete it I will never come back to it like I used to with the NES games.

    Have you played it? What do you think? Leave a comment or send it to our mailbag!

    --Frodo

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    Matthew says:

    posted May 18, 2006 3:20 PM

    It sounds terrible, Chris! I'm amazed you haven't formed an opinion, because this makes it sound pretty clear. Go back to Electro-Plankton.

    Andar the Cleric says:

    posted May 18, 2006 9:32 PM

    Haven't played it yet. Was pondering about getting it.

    frodo says:

    posted May 19, 2006 11:36 AM

    It's not that it's horrible... it's just.... something. Something not horrible but not great either. It just exists solely for disappointment.

    The Geek says:

    posted May 19, 2006 4:15 PM

    I think if I want pandering to retro-ness, I'm gonna just wait and enjoy the hell out of the Virtual Console on the Wii.

    Man, once they announced that, it suddenly became very clear why Nintendo suddenly started cracking down hardcore on those bootleg "5000 games in 1" things at mall kiosks. Most people figured it wasn't a big deal since it was just pretty much abandonware. But now Nintendo has found a great way to make even more money of old games and we're gonna eat it up.

    I just hope that they don't mess with the old games much. They kind of indicated that they may spruce up some graphics and music, but when I play an 8-bit game, I want 8-bit graphics and sound. I equate the idea to colorizing old classic black and white movies. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    Andar the Cleric says:

    posted May 20, 2006 9:07 AM

    I have to agree with you there. I want to be able to relive all the 8 bit goodness that comes from a NES game. I have a feeling that the virtual console will make me a very broke person.

    Kobun04 says:

    posted May 20, 2006 9:12 AM

    YES! I hate hate HATE the slipperiness of the characters in this game! I remember in previous Mario games you could stop on a dime, and it would even make a "short brake" sound but his is waaaay to inaccurate for me!

    Also what's up with the blue shell? I can hardly hold onto that power for a whole level! I though it was gonna be body slam type thing.. And the mega mushroom.. I think I only got it from a question block in the first level... EH?

    frodo says:

    posted May 20, 2006 10:04 AM

    yeah the blue shell and the mega mushroom and the small mushroom just can't compare with the tanooki or hammer brothers suit.

    The Geek says:

    posted May 21, 2006 5:04 PM

    I was hangning out with Frodo for a while yesterday, and we checked out the VS. modes a bit and they were pretty damn fun.

    Andar the Cleric says:

    posted May 21, 2006 8:26 PM

    Makes me wish that I had more friends that actually had a DS. I'd be more tempted to go out and buy it then.

    Kobun04 says:

    posted May 22, 2006 3:41 AM

    Yah.. I was actually playing the VS mode a bit yesterday... (the one card version) and it was pretty fun... Kinda wished my opponents were better though..

    Yah.. To those who played the muticard version.. Do you get to pic any level in the game or something?
    I could probably read the manual... -_-;;
    But I'm lazy..

    What say you?!

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